I wish everyone would imagine me as this dude for the time being and just visualize me saying these pick up lines to them in a creeper ass voice. MM QURL.

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hellasugoi:

hellasugoi:

vaniloquence:

hellasugoi:

vaniloquence:

hellasugoi:

vaniloquence:

Are you Russian? Because all my blood is Russian to my dick.

If there’s a party in your mouth I’ll be the first one to come.

nah, but I got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

You must be a terrorist cus your ass is da bomb

Wanna play army men? So I could blow the hell out of you.

LOLOLOL.

(Source: kiku-ichimonji, via kiku-ichimonji)

pholiciousducky:

vaniloquence:

Tru story: my senior quote was “If you were sin^2, I’d be cos^2, so together we’d be 1.”

I punch this in my calculator and got “Syntax ERROR”

Nah it works. I’ve done it.

Tru story: my senior quote was “If you were sin^2, I’d be cos^2, so together we’d be 1.”

Baby, every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up

hellasugoi:

vaniloquence:

hellasugoi:

vaniloquence:

hellasugoi:

vaniloquence:

Are you Russian? Because all my blood is Russian to my dick.

If there’s a party in your mouth I’ll be the first one to come.

nah, but I got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

Is that a mirror in that pocket? Cause I can see myself in yo pants

Well I’m a fortune teller, I can see you on my balls.

I don’t have a library card but I’m checkin’ you out

You could be my love buffet. I’ll lay you out on a table and I’ll take what I want.

(Source: kiku-ichimonji, via kiku-ichimonji)

I got bad pick up lines for days

KEEP IT COMING. So do I.

but fuck it I’m going to bed.

I’ll beat you regardless.

See: http://vaniloquence.tumblr.com/tagged/pick+up+lines

(Source: kiku-ichimonji)

Baby, every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up

hellasugoi:

vaniloquence:

hellasugoi:

vaniloquence:

Are you Russian? Because all my blood is Russian to my dick.

If there’s a party in your mouth I’ll be the first one to come.

nah, but I got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

Is that a mirror in that pocket? Cause I can see myself in yo pants

Well I’m a fortune teller, I can see you on my balls.

(Source: kiku-ichimonji, via kiku-ichimonji)

Baby, every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up

hellasugoi:

vaniloquence:

Are you Russian? Because all my blood is Russian to my dick.

If there’s a party in your mouth I’ll be the first one to come.

nah, but I got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

(Source: kiku-ichimonji, via kiku-ichimonji)

Baby, every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up

Are you Russian? Because all my blood is Russian to my dick.

(Source: kiku-ichimonji)