January 2010
“And I need a little more, I think, because enough is never quite enough....”
– I Can Feel a Hot One / Manchester Orchestra.
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Grandma's house for NYE. Definitely not kissing...
Not that I care anyway, but probably gonna come back home & fap when the ball drops. Loljk.
No, but that would be pretty epic. I’ll forget about it though. Fuck my memory.
People with glasses never get raped, I got nothing...
(via juliedlt)
Reason #92131231 of why I love you cuhs you don’t give a fuck <3
December 2009
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hungthemoon:
Why do children post pictures of their abs, boobs, butts, etc on Myspace?
And more importantly, why do people comment them tYpInG lIkEs ThIs.
Both are unattractive. Stop that.
CP. That’s why.
When we were making up the name for NylonATCD,...
lick.mkv - I’m serious, I wanted this name. No joke. But no one would take us seriously.. and then we’d talk about 47 STDS.
CSA The Celiac
BUKKAKE = SRS BSNS
Each Twist She Explains
Pretzel Logic (Cuhs we randomized & got Steely Dan)
Suddenly CP (With CP not meaning child porn. Copy Pasta, Cheese Porn, Cheese Pizza, Chris Popovich)
Grannies on Green Screen
The Archive of...
Bro walks in the room, forgot I had a search for...
what is my life?
t ef fay: =)
do it then
N: DO IT FAGGOT
t ef fay: YEAH.
N: OH YES
t ef fay: ???
N: OH YES
t ef fay: AWH YEAH?
YEAH?
YOU DIRTY LITTLE SLUT
IMA CUM ALL OVER YOUR PRETTY FACE
YEAH?
YEAH?
N: =)
i would like that
actually
plz do
In no particular order:
hungthemoon:
I’m following 270 blogs and out of all of those, these are my favorites. I may have left out some because I did this kinda quick. BUT LOVE YOU ALL.
http://nostalgicdreams.tumblr.com/
http://krystinawhat.tumblr.com/
http://daniellefaith.tumblr.com/
http://justanotherprettylie.tumblr.com/
http://armanddchickenpox.tumblr.com/
http://lovelyzooeydeschanel.tumblr.com/
...
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And now I want soul silver/heart gold. Fuck me...
VERYtrung: man family looking through family pics
man i was a chubby baby
t ef fay: AWWH
I WANNA BABY SHRUNGS
VERYtrung: I AINT NO POKEMON YOU CAN KEEP
t ef fay: LOL
alkdsajdsa
OMG
up until i throw a pokeball at you
KEEP NAO
nicknaming you BABY SHRUNGS
BABY SHRUNGS IS EVOLVING!
pressing b right nao.
I'm impressed with myself.
hungthemoon:
I have money and giftcards and I haven’t even spent them yet.
But I haven’t left my house in about five days so that’s probably the reason why.
I need a life blog.
I’ll take you with me blog.
Every night, I seem to be looking up more and more...
Apparently, I'm like fruit on the bottom yogurt.
DAVE!: you know teffy
DAVE!: you're like a fruit on the bottom too
DAVE!: you know that?
t ef fay: how so?
t ef fay: do tell.
DAVE!: sometimes you like to give off that shell, like "IDC" all bland nd whatnot. but if i stick that spoon in and dig it out, it's pretty flavorful.
DAVE!: wow this sounds really sexual
DAVE!: but I like where it's going
DAVE!: so you put the spoon in and twirl it around
DAVE!: eventually the fruit surfaces and you're smiling :D
DAVE!: some girls though man
DAVE!: expired yogurt, maybe
DAVE!: can't ever get them workin
DAVE!: always tastin sour
MY LIFE ISN'T A KOREAN DRAMA DAMNIT.
MATTEXY!: its k
MATTEXY!: YOU WILL ALWAYS BE
MATTEXY!: IN MY HEART
MATTEXY!: its okay teffy im fine if we korean drama it up
MATTEXY!: i will be the third wheel looking from a far
MATTEXY!: that you eventually fall in love
MATTEXY!: with. its how these korean dramas work
No one's home.
hungthemoon:
Walk around naked.
NO PANTS EVER.
“its nothing but counterstrike and bad porn.”
– I hella enjoy these conversations, HAHAH!
Girls that constantly smokes weed and have sex...
(via tonyaonyou)
I second that.
Gaps :|
I hate that you sound a lot like my old best...
kristallnicole:
I could never find a way or right things to say, I guess I just didn’t know how. You see the longer that we wait, the more time things could take, I guess I’ll have to spell it out…
You’re my e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g!
I can't even. Is this Kids in the Sandbox, in real... →
My friend just told me he doesn’t wanna click on any of my links anymore.
But seriously, ouch.
And credits to @hungthemoon for showing me this. .. it’s crazy.
Why am I looking at gay porn?
hungthemoon:
vaniloquence:
hungthemoon:
Why am I telling you that I’m looking at gay porn?
Why did I look at it with you?
Why is a ginger licking his armpit?
Dick isn’t attractive from this view.. not one bit. :|
Why am I looking at gay porn?
hungthemoon:
Why am I telling you that I’m looking at gay porn?
Why did I look at it with you?
“Scale of 1 to purple how hot is it?”
– ..I can’t even make sense of this. I don’t even.
tonyaonyou:
I just vented about something that was suppose to be almost 6 paragraphs long, then I highlighted & deleted everything /: I felt as if it was stupid.
I think everyone feels that way sometimes, but it’s your blog, you should post it if you want. Regardless if you feel like it’s “dumb” to someone else.
IS THIS REAL LIFE?! DYING.
Teffs: That's what's good (: hm, so when you finna sleep?
N: Idk when you come and lay down wif me
Teffs: Lets pretend were in a kitchen drawer & spoon?
N: I think we would be cute silverware don't you think?
Teffs: But everyone knows spooning leads to forking o:
N: I like where this is going please continue
Teffs: ...you just killed it. YOU NERD LOL.
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To those who knows Santana.
thattoneegirl:
“THAT’S BOOO BOOOO”. “THAT’S WSUUUUP!” “WAAAASGOOOOOOD!” Hahahha, me & my cousin hella called him today saying that =).
That’s what’s good.
Too bad he was at a party otherwise that conversation would’ve lasted hella long, hahaha. I miss coming into your class & disrupting it, getting yelled at by Ms. Bott, then take the walk of shame out of there.